Easy Money

Monday, 28 July 2008

We were minding our own businesses when out of nowhere this tank comes speeding down the hill and barely stops behing a line of cars. Out comes this black dude, probably drunk and goes to the people in the car, "Stop shaking, man". Then he sat on the road and started handing out money, 500 bucks to all the people that were there. He didn't say anything but apparently it was for us to keep quiet. Quite a nice deal. And apparently he gave me something like a 1000. He asked it back but I just got the hell out of there. I was running across the entire country, knowing he was probably following me. And I couldn't even get anywhere, you know that dreaming running away. He soon came to this theater or something, took all his money back and threw some coins on the floor. Well it was just dream money anyways.

I was in the bathroom, turning on a shower and it just started to flood the entire room. The water was just flowing from a disconnected shower head. Some weird stuff. The water was inches deep before I could turn it off by some strange combination of the sink and other stuff. I thought to myself, this is fucked, I could just have been dreaming. And I checked for all the things that are normally in the bathroom. They were all there. The phantom water just seemed natural. I think I escaped there for a couple of seconds, didn't quite make it.